Well, 3 months is better than 10 months right? More updates soon. I’ve been SOOO busy trying to prep auditions for music school and am working on re-imagining the front end of the site to be more ‘unified’ in concept etc.
Will post soon!
03
Nov
Site Update 11-03-09
So Vanessa Hudgens might be retarded.
About a year ago photos of her that she took to entice her boyfriend, Zac Efron, were leaked and she was allegedly embarrassed by the event.
Well, here we are today and she is nude again sending pix to her boyfriend Zac Efron.
Uhhh so is she retarded or is there something else to blame?
There have been reports of Efron romancing Megan Fox and Vanessa being angry about it. Of course she denies it but what better way to get the attention back on you then leaking nude photos once again?
It might work, Nessa. However, Megan Fox fully clothed is still about a billion times hotter than you. You could put a parka on Megan Fox and you could be nude holding a case of beer and most dudes are gonna go with Megan.
NSFW pix after the break. UPDATE: Removed. It turns out she only re-leaked older photos of herself from when she was almost 18 but not quite. (I’m sure her having a movie come out this week was no motivation either) LAME. Continue reading ‘Vanessa Hudgens Nude Redux. Megan Fox To Blame?’
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Katy Perry has a fabulous rack.
Katy Perry has a pretty decent body.
Katy Perry still has some pretty shitty music.
However, let’s remember, Katy Perry has a nice rack. Let us also remember that nice racks look nice in little pink bikinis.
Thank you Katy. (for the pick not the shitty music.)
A few more shots after the break. Continue reading ‘Katy Perry In A Pink Bikini’
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I’m a big believer in post titles that cut right to the chase. Why bother being clever when it’s Jessica Alba’s wet ass in a muthafuckin’ bikini?
Soaking wet Jessica Alba in a god-damned son of a bitchin’ bikini…Nicely tanned, Jessica Fuckn’ Alba…yeah you get the idea.
There is a uhhh…something I have to go take care of for about the next 10 minutes. A few more shots after the break. Continue reading ‘Jessica Alba’s Wet Ass In A Bikini’
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Uh yeah, I really don’t think I need anymore description than it’s Stacy fucking Keibler in a bikini for her Maxim Photoshoot.
If this sorta thing isn’t your cup of tea I’m sure Playgirl updates content for you regularly on their website.
Video after the break. Continue reading ‘Video: Stacy Keibler In A Bikini’
03
Aug
Site Update 8-3-2009
Holy crap have I neglected this blog! Very sorry. I have been super duper busy with work projects that actually pay. I promise to start getting some more stuff back up here. I am also in the process of attempting to re-imagine the main portion of this site to be music-centric but I will keep this area open since it was my original pop-culture and bullshitting baby.
OK that is all for now! I should be back soon with some new/funny/sexy stuff!
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Well it was pretty obvious that any return to posting would involve Audrina Patridge in a bikini.
This set of pictures also fully illustrates a few of the finer points about LA:
1) there are entire stores dedicated to bikinis all over the place.
2) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not.
3) there are chicks like Audrina Patridge living here who enjoy wearing bikinis more often than not who CAN wear them because the weather is often nice enough to be lounging around half nude in bikinis all year round.
4) Audrina Patridge. That’s all.
More pix after the break.
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12
Dec
Site Update – Finals
Sorry! I know it’s been like a billion weeks since I posted. Had a string of tests and am in the midst of finals.
Thankfull the boss is away from work so I can bullshit around here some. I’ll get some shit posted this weekend to make up for my transgression. 
Probably get some stuff up on the ‘wrong side of the tracks’ blog as well. 
Oh well what do you know? Message received, Audrina. I take this as a legally binding contract and promise to god that I didn’t see the pictures and then post the message about you wanting to have sex with me if you wore wildlife themed stockings to an event.
Who am I kidding? I’d last about 2 seconds with her in bed and spend 45 minutes crying about how sorry I was. It’s probably for the best that I’d never have half a shot at a broad as hot as Audrina Patridge.
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Megan Fox is fucking amazing. Like truly outrageous G.E.M. style body.
However, like many of her famous bretheren, she has a penchant for wearing ‘questionable’ couture to say the least.
Now I think we can all get down with the ultra tight, check that, ultra ultra tight black dress that is a whisper away from showing a little verticle smile action it’s so short.
However, the rat fur or laundry dryer lint; it’s hard to tell, boots just eat balls and almost distract from the hotness that is Megan Fox. However, thankfully I let my penis do the thinking for me and it has no interest in boots; especially shitty ones like these, and focuses on Megan’s other parts.
Check out more pix after the break. Continue reading ‘Megan Fox in a TIGHT black dress; yeah! and shitty vermin fur boots…naaaay’
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